lethalcareers:

They’re pretty lethal.

dean winchester + bowlegs

unclefather:

things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:

• “what the fuck is a eucalyptus” 
• “this smells like my grandma”
• “what the fuck does “wood” smell like”
• “this is bullshit i’m going home”

every fangirl and their friend who isn’t one

fuckitfireeverything:

 #if you didn’t have a crush on Warren Peace then you were doing it wrong

sammyforgotthepie:

thefandommenace:

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things 

it’s like the lettuce of a regular salad

xkyuketsuki:

heroinhopes:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”

UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG

PLEASE TELL ME YOU TWO MET AND GOT MARRIED BECAUSE THIS SHIP HAS SAILED

YOU DON’T WANT THAT SHIP TO SAIL IT WILL EVENTUALLY SINK

ambular-d:

krypto-the-hellhound:

stvivi:

#if this was what I saw when I opened the door #I would just shout NOPE and shut it instantly 

really? because i’d invite them in for tea and then lock the door behind them and never let them leave

Hey there Becky, how’s it going